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TOP FIVE Reasons Why We Love Canada Right Now
By Anna Christopher
The 21st Winter Olympics are off to a slushy and refundable start. Despite this, our crush on the maple leaves lovers grows daily. Is it the fortuitousness of Valentine's Day falling on the third day of the Games? Here's a guess at five reasons why we're lovin' the Canucks: 1. Chauffeured Snow They give their snow the VIP treatment and drive it to the slopes. 2. Olympic Mittens You're a robot if you don't think these are adorable. Which confirms, VP Biden and Cindy Crawford are not robots. 3. Ryan Reynolds National treasure! He proves it in his pitch perfect delivery of "laid back" in the Super Natural British Columbia commercial that we secretly never fast-forward through. Who knew Kim Cattrall was Canadian? 4. Casual Canada No jackets required when the Canadians are in charge. The U.S. Snowboarding team wore "ski jeans" and Seth Westcott took home the Gold. 5. Quatchi The coolest Olympic mascot ever. He plays hockey, and his name is one 'r' short of sounding like Crotchy! Plus, pipsqueaks Miga and Sumi wussed out by stitching their Olympic emblem onto their clothes. Quatchi doesn't even wear clothes, bitches! He got the thing tatted right on his bare chest!
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