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TOP FIVE
Things MEN (secretly) WISH MORE WOMEN KNEW
by the surprisingly deep international man of adventure, Mr. Chase Gordon.
by the surprisingly deep international man of adventure, Mr. Chase Gordon.
Men aren't all alike. Some men don't want to have sex with women, they prefer men. Some men prefer to BE women. So YMMV (Your Man May Vary). Nevertheless, take this stuff to heart, ladies, and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble dealing with men.
1. We're not doing it on purpose.
Whatever it is that bugs you about us, it's not something we're doing to purposely bug you. We probably don't even notice that it is bugging you. (Unless your nagging us about it, in which case we're doing it to show you're not the boss of me.)
2. Get mad early and often.
We'd much rather you'd let us know early on when you're just a little bit annoyed than have you wait until your anger builds up and then you explode at us. 9 times out of 10 we'll fix what's bugging you. The other times you'll either have to learn to live with it or dump us over it.
3. Your admiration and encouragement mean way more to us than we let on.
Just like you enjoy frequent acts of love and affection from us, we thrive on frequent acts of admiration and encouragement from you. For pretty much the same reasons. Unfortunately, it would be totally unmanly to let you know this, so we pretend it's no big deal, but you know better now.
4. We like the Singapore Kiss even more than a BJ.
5. You will find whatever you are looking for.
If you're looking at a guy wondering why he's wrong for you, you'll find plenty of things to show you he's wrong for you. If you can't find anything wrong with him, it's either because you've never been in love before or because he's such an advanced player he's learned how to hide his faults for longer than it takes him to lose interest in a girl. On the other hand, if you look for things that are lovable in a guy, you'll be in love in no time.
Next week it's Top 5 Reasons to be Carrying Tissues. (Think "tears of joy".)
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