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(September 10, 2010)

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Secretly Slutty Historical Bitches
By Dan Mahoney

It's Women's History month. It sometimes takes a skank to change the world.
 
1. Margaret Thatcher
Actual nickname in Britain is "Margaret Thatcher, Milk Snatcher." They say it relates to her rejection of federal school-milk funds, but come on. MILK....SNATCHER? Plus, her porn-star-name generator results-- Poopsie Finkin. You dirty bird!
 
2. Marie Antoinette
Gave great head! Like, you know....on the guillotine! Additionally: cake and frosting fetish, loved to dress up in tight corsets and pass out invitingly, very adventurous and looks eerily like that girl from Interview With a Vampire all grown up, snaggle teeth and all. Plus her porn star name is Mops Bourbon.
 
3. Amelia Earhart
Many disappeared inside her elusive "Bermuda Triangle." Plus, her Porn Star name is 'Rusty Mound.'
 
4. Eleanor Roosevelt
One night with her and you'd be in a wheelchair too. Plus her porn star generator's name comes out as 'Muffles 69th Street.'
 
5. Eve
Constantly had to answer "What's my name?! What's my name?!" mid-coitus. But it was the only time inspiration struck! And remember, she named EVERYTHING. Who says First Ladies aren't busy? Plus, her own "porn-star name" would be "Snake Edens!"


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