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TOP FIVE Signs You've Contracted March Madness
By Dan Mahoney
Hey it's college basketball tournament time! That means office pools, lots of TV college b-ball prime time, and the couple of months a year where being a 'bracketologist' can actually get you some ass! 1. You've taken to calling your couch 'the bench.' 2. You tell everyone to please refer to you as Oral Roberts for the month. 3. Constant dribbling. 4. When using the bathroom you insist on going for the 'three point shot.' 5. You pepper your midday pep-talks to co-workers with mythological references and World War II metaphors.
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