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TOP FIVE Songs of 2009
By Dana Wilson
Get out your itunes gift certificates because I’ve got the top five songs of the New Year. How did I get the list already you ask? Obviously I have an insider in the corporate music machine. You see Rupert Murdoch, Halliburton and Toys R Us all get together and decide what movies, music and underwear will be a success in the coming year.
Without further ado, the top five songs of 2009: 1. I Love You So Much I Want to Clone You. Bahhhhhhh. 2. I Want You More Than I Want an IPhone. If you date me I'll sign up for anytime minutes. You can text me obscene gestures. 3. I'm Sorry About What I Said in Confessional. Even though we met on a reality show my love is genuine.
4. I Hope You Sit on My Facebook Tonight. The smaller hits of the year will be I just wanna be Friendsters. You're crowding me, I need MySpace.
5. Will You Marry Me Even Though the State calls it a Domestic Partnership and it is Not Recognized by the Federal Government?
It'll be the country super hit of the year. With the raucous chorus:
Don't tell prop 8, that achy breaky eight
I don't think it'll understand
And if you tell prop 8
Don't mention my gold band
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