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(September 10, 2010)

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TOP FIVE
Reasons I (President Bush) Shoulda Won A Nobel Prize

 
1. Apple or Blueberry?
Cos I can spell P-I-E-C-E as in a piece o' pie.
 
2. McLookin' Good
Cos without me, even that geezer John McCain wouldn't a looked so good.
 
3. Sop and Mop
Cos I coulda used that million dollar prize to buy some Shamwows. Gonna need em to sop up all the souls of the masses like my ole buddy Cheney used to say.
 
4. Trophy Event
Cos I wanted to go to the awards ceremony. Heard that Doogie Howser rocked it. I can't believe he's gay. I loved that show.
 
5. Special Delivery
Cos I can spell P-I-E-C-E. As in I brought piece to the Middle East. Holla!

By Ned Ryerson, a Bush impersonator living in Akron.


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