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YO, MEMBERS
(September 10, 2010)

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TOP FIVE
Ways To Start Off The Holidays Right:

 
1. Break Out the Golf Clubs
That's right. It's the time of year to grab your favorite iron and chase your spouse down the driveway and smash in his rear window. What says 'family' more than coming up with excuse for the cops TOGETHER?
 
2. Screw Global Warming
Seriously. It's a fucking myth. So this year I want big lights, lots of travel, tons of wrapping paper and make sure every gift you buy is sure to end in the trash. Happy Holidays Mother Earth! You bitch!
 
3. Annoy Your Family
Hey why pay attention to your family and think carefully about a gift when you can just as easily call them five times a day demanding a Christmas list? (This is in no way in reference to the Ryerson family)
 
4. Get Hateful
Hello? Have you lived through 2009? Wipe that smile off your face and get hateful. Recession, war, healthcare, mass shootings, Sarah Palin, Adam Lambert, random Facebook stalkings. Or maybe I'm just cranky.
 
5. Take Vicodin
See reasons 1-4. Happy December!

By Ned Ryerson, voted Most Optimistic by his high school class, currently in route to a desert island.


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