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TOP FIVE Xmas Stories to Warm the Soul
Celebrating a few tales that might make you want to avoid human contact this festive time of year.
1. 100-Year-Old Woman Killed by Her 98-Year-Old Roomie Yep, the elderly are at it again. But in an unlikely twist, they're turning on themselves. Watch out for zombie grandma this year!
2. Man Crashes Truck Into DMV Hilarious? Check. Ironic? Check. Jailtime away from the in-laws? Check. We have a winner. 3. Nevada Brothel Hopes to Offer Male Prostitutes in New Year Early Christmas present and a tool to beat the recession (no pun intended). But urethral disease testing? Hells no.
4. Senator Jim DeMint Says He Would Be Troubled by a Gay President Soon after his announcement, he makes vacation plans for Nevada.
5. Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth Well, fuck.
By Ned Ryerson, sitting outside the DMV in Omaha.
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