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TOP FIVE Resolutions for 2010, By Demographic
By Leigh Anne Bowles 1. For all the married people and homewreckers out there: No more affairs! Seriously, put it away. In these hardscrabble times of "trimming the fat" and "going green," recognize that extramarital affairs look flashy, like one too many cars in the driveway. 2. For the breeders: No more breeding. Television, especially reality television, often has an important message for us if we just watch hard enough. In 2009, the message was clear: the world is grossly overpopulated. 3. For the 20-somethings: Times are particularly hard for all you little foals out there just getting your bearings amidst the waning economic crisis. Why not have some fun with it? Shoot that viral video you've been talking about and get it up on Funny or Die...before it jumps the shark. 4. Speaking of jumping the shark, stop using the word 'douchebag.' That goes for everyone. 5. And finally, for the Tweens: Call Taylor Swift back. She LOVES YOU, and what do you have to lose? I know she wears sneakers and plays in the marching band, but 2010 has got to be the year for recognizing untapped potential in homely young women.
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